let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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