Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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