it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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