That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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