hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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