I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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you win again, gameday.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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