You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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