People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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