The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize