Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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