Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Randomize
