Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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