We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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