At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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