I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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