at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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