This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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