you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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