good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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