Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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