thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.