I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
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My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?