Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.

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(631): View more from New York

So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.

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(949): View more from California

Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s

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(631): View more from New York

we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,

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(619): View more from California

Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?

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(706): View more from Georgia

We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.

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Where's it at?

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In your pants.

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(954): View more from Florida

I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.

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(347): View more from New York

Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?

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(316): View more from Kansas

I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD

(316): View more from Kansas

I AM IN MILD DISTRESS

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