My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS