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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade

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• (806): View more from Texas

  All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice

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  Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.

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  23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."

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• (716): View more from New York

  He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.

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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.

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