'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube