My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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