is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on