Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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