let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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