I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No more Irish car bombs ever.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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