People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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