marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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