I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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