So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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