uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.