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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(240): View more from Maryland

just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(44): View more from United Kingdom

I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.

(1-215): View more from Pennsylvania

welcome to the club.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I gave him a HANDJOB.

(219): View more from Indiana

But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?

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