His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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