i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sorry about my life...
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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