the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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