I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
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Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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