i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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