Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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