Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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