He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
ugly people sure do ruin things
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making cat noises will not fix the situation.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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