no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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