yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....