The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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