Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
