so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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