two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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