They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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