I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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