So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize