Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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