maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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