i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
no you cant smoke seaweed
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize