spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Mom said you looked used
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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