I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
