What a fucking waste of an outfit
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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