He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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