Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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