I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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